🚨💀 BREAKING: Tech Giants Unleash AI on Students; Academic Integrity Now on Life Support! 🚨💀 🤖💔 Listen up, fam! While you’re busy cramming for finals, tech bros are out here like, “Why not make the *future* of our business model THE KIDS?!” 🎉🔫 Picture this: OpenAI's like "FREE ACCESS TO CHATGPT PLUS FOR ONLY STUDENTS” 🤑👨‍🎓, while Google and Perplexity are handing out free AI toys like it's Christmas morning! *Wait, is this a tutorial on cheating or a tech demo?* 👀🤔 It gets spicier: Perplexity is throwing $20 bills at you like confetti for just getting your homies onboard. 🤯💵 *Cue Drake pointing at all the students screaming “STONKS!!”* 📈🔥 👩‍🏫 Meanwhile, teachers are crying, *“This is fine”* as they watch students’ essays get decimated by ChatGPT while they sip their lukewarm coffee. ☕😩 But honestly, we all knew AI was the new cheat sheet, right? 😏💀 Imagine a world where your teacher's like, "Yup, that’s an A+... from your AI overlord." 🔥🔮💥Prediction: In 5 years, college will just be hosting *AI battle royales* for final grades. You think I’m joking? Bet! 😂 Basically, AI isn’t just the *future*—it’s the final boss of academia. LET. IT. RAGE! 🚀💥🌌