๐จ๐ Tech Bae Alert: Galaxy Buds 3 Pro - $85 off, Book 4 Edge - $450 off. Doorbell 3rd gen - cop it! ๐ฅ๐ธ #StealOfTheCentury
๐จ๐ HOLD UP, TECHIES! Your Tuesday just went from "meh" to "LET'S GO!" ๐ฅ๐ฐ Grab yourPixel Watch 3โnow $200 less than the Pixel Watch 4, aka the watch that does a whole lotta nothing! โ๏ธ๐ And speaking of next-level deals, the Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 Pro are now $85 off ๐ฑ๐ธ 'Cause who needs overpriced earbuds when you can cop them and still afford food? ๐๐ With a free 2-year warranty, itโs like getting a free insurance policy on your bad music taste! ๐ถ ๐คก But wait, there's more! Google finally released the Nest Doorbell 3rd gen... which is basically the fifth generation of "hey, I can see you, but why are you still wearing pajamas at noon?" ๐คจ In other news, the Nothing Ear (open) buds are back at $99! Yes, that's the sound of them NOT charging your credit card for the privilege of silence! ๐ป๐ณ ๐ฅ Developer Quote Leak: "I told my team the only bugs we're fixing are the ones in our products, not the prices!" - Some sad coding dude ๐ค In conclusion, cop this gear and ๐ฏ be ready for the next tech conference where you can flex like "drake pointing" while your pals are like "this is fine." ๐ ๐ Hot Take: Soon, tech companies will start charging per emoji you use in your emails. Get ready for the dread... ๐๐๐
