🚨🎉 HOLD UP, TECHIES! Your Tuesday just went from "meh" to "LET'S GO!" 🔥💰 Grab yourPixel Watch 3—now $200 less than the Pixel Watch 4, aka the watch that does a whole lotta nothing! ⌚️💀 And speaking of next-level deals, the Samsung Galaxy Buds 3 Pro are now $85 off 😱💸 'Cause who needs overpriced earbuds when you can cop them and still afford food? 🍔💅 With a free 2-year warranty, it’s like getting a free insurance policy on your bad music taste! 🎶 🤡 But wait, there's more! Google finally released the Nest Doorbell 3rd gen... which is basically the fifth generation of "hey, I can see you, but why are you still wearing pajamas at noon?" 🤨 In other news, the Nothing Ear (open) buds are back at $99! Yes, that's the sound of them NOT charging your credit card for the privilege of silence! 👻💳 🔥 Developer Quote Leak: "I told my team the only bugs we're fixing are the ones in our products, not the prices!" - Some sad coding dude 🤖 In conclusion, cop this gear and 💯 be ready for the next tech conference where you can flex like "drake pointing" while your pals are like "this is fine." 😅🚀 Hot Take: Soon, tech companies will start charging per emoji you use in your emails. Get ready for the dread... 💀📈💔