🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is THROWING a decade-long party 🎉🎈 in their cloud while YOU are stuck outside with your outdated hardware like some sad little meme 😢💔! The “data center crunch” is so real that even the servers are like “ouch, bro, stop” 🤦‍♂️💾. Sources (aka my mom) say this party will LAST till H1 2026!!! That’s right, folks! TWO MORE YEARS of Azure cloud subscriptions getting the cold shoulder! 🥶💔 Like “sorry bro, servers are full; go back home” 😂. This is your cue to hit that “this is fine” meme! 🔥💀 Developer quotes? You bet! 🤖💬 “Man, I told them to stock up on potato chips and servers... Now we’re out of both!” - Anonymous Engineer, probably while sobbing softly into their keyboard. As *Drake* would say, "My Azure subscriptions? 👎" It's giving "cringe" vibes as Microsoft tries to bless us with their mythical cloud while inventing new ways to restrict subscriptions. 💰🚫 🔥💥🔥 Here’s my UNHINGED prediction: In H1 2026, Microsoft will sell Azure subscriptions as NFTs, and you'll have to trade your kid's lunch money for one. Get ready, fam! Stonks! 📈🤡 #JustMicrosoftThings #CloudChaos