🚨🔍BREAKING: Chrome Extensions gone WILD! 🔍🚨 So, like, a researcher just dropped a bombshell 💣: 245 BROWSERS EXTENSIONS 🦾 have been channeling their inner cyber-villain and turning your browsers into the ultimate data-sucking machines! Like, what is this, some next-level sci-fi horror? 🤖👻 Apparently, these shady extensions are running around on nearly ONE MILLION devices like they own the place, snagging data from websites and selling it faster than your grandma at a yard sale. You know the vibe 👀💰. Just picture this: “Hey Google, can you scrape all my data while I Netflix and chill?” 🎬🍕 NO CAP, this is what we’ve devolved into. Some imaginary tech bro, probably named Chad, was quoted saying: "Bro, if I can make stonks off their data 💸, and the browser ain’t stopping me, it’s a win-win 😈." Meanwhile, users are sitting around like, "This is fine 🔥," as their security turns into Swiss cheese 🧀. The real kicker? I predict that the next wave of extensions will come with built-in AI that’ll text your ex while scraping your privacy. Trust 🌌💔. This is why we can’t have nice things, fr fr! 🤡🔥 Just... share this chaos before we’re ALL cowboys in the data wild west. 🤠✨