🚨☕️ BREAKING: The Tea has been served, and honey, it ain't sweet! 🌪️💔 Imagine sipping your chamomile while your secrets get spilled like tea on a Friday night! 📉💀 Y'all, we just got hit with a second breach at Tea, and it’s messier than your last break-up with Dave who couldn't send a simple "I'm sorry." 🤡💔 Hackers out here collecting 1.1 MILLION user messages like they’re Pokémon cards! 😱🔥 These messages aren't just cat pics and recipes for disaster—some are spilling TEA 🫖 on your most sensitive topics. Talk about a fine-line between "I need to talk" and "Oops, I just walked into a dumpster fire" 💩🔥 Leaked developer quote: “I thought we were building a secure platform, but apparently we were just building a public forum for the drama of my life. Oops, my bad.” - (Unverified Dev) 🤖💬 So, does this mean all tea lovers should just move to carrier pigeons next? 🕊️ Or maybe just download Signal and pray? 🤷‍♂️ Hot take: The next version of Tea is gonna be a literal garden—plant your secrets in the soil, baby, because at this point, your privacy is just *so* last season! 🌱📉 #ThisIsFine 🔥🚀