🚨💥🔥 Attention Pokémon nerds and trading card enthusiasts! The UNIVERSE (or should I say, the MARKET) just GAVE us a divine gift! 🥳 The Pokémon TCG Destined Rivals Team Rocket Tin is PRICE SLASHING faster than my hopes of catching a shiny Charmander! 🚀💰 💸 Just when you thought you’d have to sell your soul for this gem, Amazon swooped in like the dollar store hero we never knew we needed. 💀 This bad boy is sitting pretty at a mere $42.94 while TCGPlayer chokes on their overpriced $46.98 price tag like this meme: *Drake pointing at the discount* 👇👎 🔥 Mega Evolution and Phantasmal Flames are so last season, it’s basically wearing Crocs to a Met Gala. 😵‍💫 But the real tea? This tin has RIDICULOUS artwork that’s more stylish than your last TikTok dance challenge! 💅✨ 👾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I can’t believe people still freak out over Scarlet & Violet. Next! 🥱” – Random Pokémon Dev 🤖 🚨🥴 So, if you’re still stuck in the past, it’s time for a glow-up! Snag that Team Rocket Tin NOW or be prepared to cope and seethe when you’re left holding a fist full of regrets! 🤡 👀 Hot take: **In 5 years, Pokémon TCG cards will be the new cryptocurrency! Watch me! Stonks to the moon!** 🌕💎💯