🚨📚 BREAKING BORE ALERT! 📚🚨 The American Federation of Teachers (AFT) just signed a big ol' bag of cash 💰💵 from the tech overlords at Microsoft, OpenAI, and some new dude named Anthropic (who I thought was just a vegan restaurant). They’re starting an AI training hub with $23 MILLION! Yeah, you heard that right. 🤯 But why, you ask? To teach our future educators how to use AI! 😳 Yeah, because THAT’S exactly what we need in a world already spiraling into chaos! Next thing you know, we’ll have a classroom where Siri’s teaching algebra and ChatGPT is grading papers while looking at TikTok. 🔥🤖 "Honestly, I just want to see my students become AI saints or AI supervillains. Either way, I’m here for the chaos," said a *totally real* AFT rep over a Zoom call (probably). 😂 In a shocking twist, the AFT is also looking to pay teachers in stonks instead of actual money. "No cap, they might just trade their grades for crypto!" 🤑🤪 Prediction: By the end of 2024, we’ll have AI tutoring bot teachers who literally cannot stop quoting TikTok trends. "This is fine" is gonna be the new grading rubric! 🔥💀 Get ready for the future of learning: it’s a dumpster fire, and it’s gonna be lit! 🚀💩