🚨🎉 BREAKING: TEA APP just spilled the *real* tea! 🍵💥 72,000 selfies and ID photos are now as public as your last karaoke night! 😱👀 According to the company (you know, the ones from that “legacy data system” that’s so old it probably still has dial-up), it’s like they left the door wide open while ghosts of selfies past waltz around. 👻📸💀 #WhenYouRealizeYouShould’veJustUsedAClipArtProfilePic Imagine cracking open your phone for a nice cuppa... and BAM! Your 2019 "let's take a selfie with a cat filter" is now the next viral meme. Thanks, tech giants, but who asked for an unwarranted trip down memory cringe lane?! 🚫🤡 🔥 Developers in the backroom be like, “What’s a legacy system? Is that just our excuse for not wanting to upgrade?” 💀💬 A completely imaginary coder was overheard saying, “I thought the ‘legacy’ system was our location for storing ancient wisdom, not our users’ 2017 glow-ups...” LOL. So, if you wanna be the next meme star, just pray no one recognizes you in that leaked photo! 🙏😂 🔥💰 HOT TAKE: In 2024, TikTok will launch a “Revenge of the Selfies” feature, where you can rank your cringe against others. Get ready for a competition that’ll either make you stonks 💹 or seethe like you just missed a bus! Good luck, fam! 🚀