🔥🛵💰 Calling all electric bike aficionados and those who enjoy the sweet smell of burnt rubber and midlife crises! TDK just dropped a fat $21M on Ultraviolette—yes, you heard it right, that’s TWO margaritas and an overpriced avocado toast for each person in the funding meeting! 🥑🍹💸 💥🔥 So, what's the tea? Ultraviolette, your future electric motorcycle overlords 🚀, are taking their shiny two-wheelers that you absolutely won’t accidentally drop while trying to impress your date ⚡️ to 40 countries across Europe, LATAM, and Southeast Asia. 🚀 🌍 They’re about to rock the world harder than a dad on a midlife crisis joyride! Yes, please! 💀💡 "We’re basically making the hottest e-motorcycles, and honestly, we’re just here for the stonks," one developer allegedly said while sipping matcha 🙃. Meanwhile, Elon Musk is probably lurking in their DMs like, “Hey, wanna collab?" 😂 Meanwhile, bike enthusiasts are like: "This is fine" as they hold onto their gas-guzzlers, denying reality like the humans in the "This is fine" meme. 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Ultraviolette will unveil their "distracted boyfriend" model—because who needs attention when you have ELECTRIC THUNDER?! LOL 🤡✨🚀