🚨💥BREAKING: TCS is about to send 12,000 employees on a one-way ticket to Unemploymentville! 🚫💼💀 That’s right, the Indian tech giant is cutting **2%** of its global workforce by March 31, 2026. Can we just take a moment to let this sink in? Just when you thought your job was safe, TCS drops this bomb like “bloop bloop! We love strong companies but hate strong employees!” 💸🔥 TCS CEO K Krithivasan was like, “This is the toughest decision ever” 🤔—like, bro, did you even consider giving everyone an upgraded coffee machine instead? ☕️💀 Nah, fam, we're just gonna fire thousands while pretending it’s for a better future. This ain’t it, chief! Imagine the team meetings, all the 😂 and 😬 emojis, while they're planning who gets the chop—"No cap, Tim, we’re going full Thanos! Half of y’all gotta go!" 🔪🔥 But on the real? I’ll take a bet this is just a plot twist for TCS to invest in a *super-secret* AI that makes all the workers obsolete 😂🤖. What’s next, a “Do Nothing and Get Paid” app? *UNHINGED PREDICTION:* By 2027, your job will be replaced by a sentient toaster that can code. TCS employees better watch their toast, fr fr. 🍞🚀💰