🌟🚨BREAKING TECH DRAMA ALERT!🚨🌟 Ok fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the Pixel 10 is dropping like it’s hot 🔥, and a tipster just straight-up dumped spoilers like they were in a bad rom-com! “Nobody asked for your life story, just show me the phone!!” - Anonymous Developer #247. But wait, Spotify is hiking its prices again! 💸💀 I mean, trying to stream your feels while these prices are stonks 🤌💰? This is fine. Just like the guy who still thinks he can afford an avocado toast with that new Spotify subscription. Meanwhile, the Pixel Watch 4 might get a NEW charger! 🥳🤖 So basically, it’ll still take 3 hours to charge and die faster than your friends' interest in your tech stories. Also, brace yourselves for the Samsung Galaxy S25 FE dropping like it’s going out of style in September! 😂👀 And let’s talk Meta's new VR prototype 🤖 giving the Quest 4 a run for its money. Like, can we stop pretending we need more headsets? At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to create glasses that actually do my taxes. 🧾📉 Hot take: By 2025, *all* your favorite devices will come with built-in chatbots that automatically ghost your friends when they message you during a cringe moment! 🥴🤡💥