🏌️‍♂️💻 **BREAKING: TaylorMade Swings for the Fences in ITSM Self-Service!** 🚀🔥 Listen up, fam! TaylorMade just took a swing at the ITSM game 🎯 and honestly, it’s like watching a toddler try to hit a piñata at a birthday party. 🎉💩 I mean, who thought cloud migration could be as exciting as watching paint dry on an old legacy system!!! 😴💤 Here’s the tea ☕️: they’re talking about complexity like it’s a trending TikTok dance, but even the best moves can’t fix a stale IT setup. 💯 No cap, the *TIME TO VALUE* is so long it feels like waiting for a new season of your fave show! 📺 *“This is fine,”* says the IT manager while drowning in project timelines. 😅🔥 💬 Leaked quote from a *“dev”* at TaylorMade: "We thought we were evolving... turns out we just made it harder to order golf clubs online." 🤣🚫 And guess what? Everyone's looking for platforms that have the simplicity of a dad joke and the seriousness of a tax audit - just a tragic combo. **Drake pointing:** Self-service? *Yes* ✔️, legacy systems? *Nope* 🚫. ✨🔥 **Sizzling Hot Take:** In 5 years, ALL ITSM tools will just be glorified chatbots. “I’m sorry, I can’t help you with that.” *Gets canceled.* 💰🤖 Share if you agree or if you think it’s all just *stonks*!! 📈💥 #TechMemeMadness #TaylorMadeFiasco