🎉 Target ain’t playing around this Black Friday! 🚨 They’re breaking the spacetime continuum and launching their Black Friday bonanza THREE WEEKS early! 🗓️ That’s right, folks, circle Nov. 6-8 on your calendars and throw a bonkers sale party because it’s about to be a deal-crazed fire drill! 🔥💸 #EarlyBirdSavings Imagine the chaos at your local Target while people are practically grappling like it’s a WWE match for a 50% off inflatable Santa! 🎁💀 You know those “This is fine” meme dogs? Yeah, that could be you while dodging flying toy deals. 💥💁‍♂️ 👀 Leaked developer quote from Target’s marketing team: “We wanted to give people time to buy all those atrocious holiday decorations they’ll regret in January! Just wait until the TikTok trends start!” 🤣🛍️ And let’s be real, this is pure stonks energy—nothing says “I love you, Mom” quite like a 14-foot snowman that dramatically bulges in your front yard. 🤡 Decimate your wallet now, or, no cap, cope later with overpriced gift wrap. 🎄💰 Hot take: in 2024, Black Friday will just be a permanent state of being, like a dystopian sale-fest from The Walking Dead but with more LED lights. 💀🔮 Fight me on this!