🚨🎉 BLACK FRIDAY IS COMING AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET REAL WILD, YA’LL! 🎉🚨 Listen up, fam! 🥳 Target just dropped their Black Friday ad like it's HOT 🔥 and it’s *already* giving us anxiety. If you thought you’d get to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner without thinking about deals, you might as well throw that turkey out the window! 🦃💨 From Nov. 6-8, our beloved red-and-white savior is unleashing a tsunami of early deals that have all the Karens and college students salivating like they're eyeing a stonks chart 📈. DRIP, DRIP, it's raining PS5s and air fryers, and you better be ready to swipe that credit card like it’s an Olympic sport! 💳🥇 Leaked quote from a Target exec: “Honestly, we just want you to forget about your bills for a few days. It’s basically an adult playpen.” 🤡🔥 But wait, what’s this? Is that a 3D printer on sale for the price of a meal at Chipotle? 💰🥴 *Drake points disapprovingly*! Because fr fr, you don’t want to miss the chance to make your own burritos in 3D, right? 🔥🔥 Hot take: By the time the actual Black Friday rolls around, you'll only be able to buy AirPods Pro and anxiety pills, so get it while it's hot! 🥴💊 This is fine. 🤷‍♂️👀💀 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU’RE GONNA MISS OUT ON THE “DEAL OF A LIFETIME” (read: dumpster fire). 🔥🚀 #TargetFever #ShopTilYouDrop