🚨💸 **BREAKING: TARGET VS. AMAZON - THE EPIC SHOWDOWN OF OUR LIVES!** 💸🚨 Grab your popcorn because this is about to get SPICY! 🍿🔥 If you thought your credit card was safe this month, think again! 🤡💸 Turns out, our beloved Bullseye 🐂 – yes, the one in your local shopping plaza – has declared war on Amazon’s Prime Day deals! That’s right, fam! If you find a better price on Amazon (that’s in stock, CRUCIAL detail, don’t be a Karen), Target’s got your back! 🛒💪 *Fake leaked convo between Target and Amazon:* 👨‍💻 Target Dev: "We’re not saying we want a culture war, but… our prices are about to roll up like Drake in a 'Hotline Bling' meme with the fire deals!" 🔥 👽 Amazon Dev: "Good luck, Target. We’ve got Jeff Bezos on standby with his space rockets and a new drone army!" 🚀💀 In 2023, where everything is inflated like your uncle's ego at Thanksgiving, this price match might just be the ultimate financial chess move (or checkers move?) 🧠💰. But do we even need to match prices when we can match vibes? **Here’s the hot take:** In the next 10 years, Target will have its own space station where you can price match deals while floating in zero gravity! 🌌💥 No cap, it's gonna be lit! Get ready to hit those aisles like it’s Black Friday every day! Who’s going to win – Target, Bezos, or our wallets? This is fine. 🤷‍♂️🔥