📅✨💰 Hold onto your shopping carts, fam, because Target is about to drop a Circle Week sale from July 6-12, and it's coming for Amazon's jugular during Prime Day! It’s like watching Thanos snap his fingers while Captain America chugs a Red Bull—pure chaos! 💀💥 📢 So what’s the 411? Target is like that one friend who shows up late to the party but brings *the* good snacks. 🥳🍕 Prime Day? More like Primal Scream Day when you're trying to drown out the fact that you can’t afford those sweet deals! 😤 “Bro, I just want to get my hands on some ultra cheap tech for the vibes,” said a *leaked* developer who’s too busy being #blessed and scrolling TikTok instead of coding. 🤖💻 And honestly? The only thing sinking faster than Amazon’s prices is my will to stay awake during this shopping marathon. 💀 But let’s be real—are we really stepping into a store IRL or just prepping to add another 50 tabs to our browser? Chrome crash, anyone? 🦸‍♂️💔 🔥💸 Hot take: in 2026, both Target and Amazon will just become digital hotspots for people to trade memes and we’ll be shopping through metaverse blockchains! #Stonks 🚀🤡