🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF DOLLAR SPOTS AND BETTER-THAN-CHICK-FIL-A-COUPONS! 💥🚨 Target just dropped the deets on their fall Target Circle Week 🛒, and guess what?! It's like they déjà vu’d straight into the Amazon Prime Day! 😱📦💸 Mark your calendars, stonks investors, because from **Oct. 5 to 11**, Target is about to bless us with deals that make you say, "This is fine." 🔥😅 Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is probably crying in his mega-yacht because his *overhyped* Prime Day on **Oct. 7 and 8** is about to be the undercard of a boxing match against the mega retailer known for *NEVER HAVING YOUR ITEM IN STOCK* 🤡💔. Leaked convo from a Target developer? 📞 “Yo, we just want to rain some discounted goodness during Prime Day. It’s a full-on budget collapse for the masses. Legit, we’ll have people crying in the aisles.” 🥲💀 Drake is literally like, “I’m sorry, but Target’s deals are based, while Amazon’s just cringe.” 🤷‍♂️🔫 Hot take: In 2025, retailers will start scheduling their sales just so they can watch Jeff's shipping empire crumble like a soggy cardboard box.📦💥 Stay tuned, my fellow bargain hunters! 💣🔥💰