🎉🚨 HOLD UP! Gather 'round, fam! We got a tale of a microlender so broke they make college students look rich! 😂💸 Presenting: TALA! The company that’s been proudly unprofitable for 11 years straight like it’s a badge of honor! 💀✨ With an annual revenue of $340M, you'd think they’d be swimming in cash like Scrooge McDuck, but nah bro, they’re just treading water like it’s the Titanic! 🚢🤑 *Leaked dev quote:* “We just wanted to make it 11 years without profit so we could finally get a trophy for participation!” 🏆🤡 Shivani Siroya, aka the CEO who just can’t stop, was a Wall Street analyst and studied microloans for the UN. But clearly, she decided to take the *“I’m not sure how this works but let’s double down in 2027”* route! 🤔🚀 Can I get a “this is fine” meme here? 🙃🔥 Their plan? DOUBLE lending by 2027. Sounds like the ultimate “cope and seethe” strategy, huh? 😱💥 But fr fr, if they can pull it off, they might just be the *stonks* meme of the lending world! 📈💰 UNHINGED prediction: By 2030, Tala will either be a BILLION-dollar company or sending out press releases from a lemonade stand. Either way, I'm here for the chaos! 🍋💀👀 #ProfitIsSoLastYear