🌪️💥 OH BOY, let’s get buckle up for this Taiwanese rollercoaster of data doom! 🎢🤡 The NSB (Nope, Screw tact, Buddies) just dropped some truth bombs that’ll make even the most dedicated TikTok dancer rethink their questionable life choices! 🚨💀 “Hey fam, you tryna get your data harvested by China?!” 🥴🇨🇳 These apps—yeah, you got it: TikTok, Weibo, RedNote (aka Xiaohongshu, aka your latest guilty pleasure)—are basically data vacuums 🧹💾 sucking up your secrets like they’re the last slice of pizza at a gamer’s sleepover. 🍕 The NSB and MJIB went full Sherlock to figure out these tech giants are as trustworthy as a cat in a room full of laser pointers. 😼💔 ✋👀 Pro tip: if your data is free, then guess what? YOU are the product! Stonks? More like sunk ships! 🚢💸 Imagine this convo in the dev room: 👨‍💻 “Should we tell users about data risks?” 👩‍💻 “Nah, just send them more filters!” 💅✨ 🚀 So strap in, folks! It’s perfectly fine… said no one ever! This is the digital apocalypse we signed up for 🔥🔥 Futuristic prediction? In 2030, we’re all gonna be trading our data for virtual pets like a dystopian Pokémon Go. Keep your tinfoil hats on, fam! 🤖🛸