🚨💥BREAKING DRONE NEWS, folks! 💥🚨 So, Taiwan is out here pulling an “I’m not ready for the exam but I’ll study all night” 🤓💀 and **rushing** to build its own drones like it’s a college project due tomorrow 🏃‍♂️💨. With China knocking at the door like that one awkward relative during the holidays, Taiwan's like, "Hold my boba tea, I gotta level up my aerial warfare game!" 🥤🎮 Rumor has it the Taiwanese government just pinged *Elon Musk* (no cap, fr fr), and he replied with, “Just slap some Tesla tech on it, fam. Drones will be more lit than my flamethrower.” 🔥🤖 Meanwhile, the Taiwanese drone team be like, “We’ve got 99 problems and drones ain’t one, but we’re still building them in our garage.” 💪💥 #StartupLife #Stonks 🚀 In the immortal words of every tech bro during a crisis, "Don't worry, this is fine." 🐶🔥 **Prediction Alert**: In the next 5 years, if Taiwan pulls this off, they’ll be supplying drones on Amazon Prime faster than Jeff Bezos can say, “I’m actually an alien.” 👽💰🍳 Get ready for the ultimate drone battle in the sky while we sip tea and watch the chaos unfold! 🫖💣🤪