🚨BREAKING: TSMC is dodging tariffs like it's Neo in The Matrix! 🕶️💥 So turns out Taiwan just dropped the hottest news since sliced bread: TSMC won't be handing Uncle Sam 100% of their chip profits 💰🙅‍♂️. Instead, they built some factories in the U.S. because, why not? Trade wars are just an elaborate game of Monopoly at this point! 🏦🚫 In other news, UMC is over here vibing with Intel like “Ayo, let’s just be BFFs and avoid all this tariff drama” 🤝💖. While we’re at it, can someone please tell Intel that NOT inventing random gaming CPUs every two weeks will save them a ton in R&D costs? Like, pick a lane, fam! 🚀😂 Leaked quote from an unnamed developer: “Is it too late to switch to knitting? I’m done with this semiconductor chaos.” 🧶🧙‍♂️💀 🚨HOT TAKE ALERT🚨 In 2030, we’ll find out chips were actually made with love and friendship 🌈🤘. So grab your popcorn, because it's about to get REAL spicy in the tech world! Who’s ready for TSMC’s next move? 🔥💾 Share this with your tech buddies before they seethe and cope in silence! #TSMC #Stonks #TradeWars 🤡👾✨