🚨📱BREAKING NEWS, SNEAKERHEADS!! T-Mobile just threw a fat bag of stonks your way and said “YOLO!” 🍕💸🙌 They’re giving away the iPhone 16e at *ZERO* COST?! 🚀💰 Like, are they okay? Or just secretly trying to keep us all trapped in their web of corporate chaos? 💅💅 So here’s the 411, fam: sign up for the Metro by T-Mobile plan and boom 💥, you’re rolling in an iPhone 16e like a rich kid at a tech convention! 😎🎉 Just make sure you don’t slip on the fine print, or you might end up with a flip phone from 2005. This is fine 👍🔥, right? ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ *Leaked convo with a T-Mobile developer:* 👨‍💻 Developer: "Dude, should we really be giving away iPhones like they're candy?" 👨‍💼 Boss: "Why not? We can just monetize their souls later!" 😈💀 Drake is pointing left (to the affordable flip phone) and right (to the iPhone 16e) like “choose your fighter.” 😂🔥 ⚡Prediction: In 6 months, we’ll have a MONSTER shortage of iPhone 16e’s, and the underground black market will be selling them for *400 dollars*! 💀💀 Mark my words, fam. Get that iPhone and flex on your friends, or forever hold your cringe! 🤡✨ #TechTok #iPhoneGiveaway