
๐โจ T-Mobile & Starlink dropping $10 texting in SPACE!? Ayo, we texting aliens now! ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ #BeamMeUp
๐๐ฅ T-MOBILE AND STARLINK JUST GAVE US A SATELLITE TEXTING SERVICE THAT'S CHEAPER THAN YOUR MORNING COFFEE! โ๐ธ Yes, fam, you heard that right - T-Mobile just dropped the **T-Satellite** service like itโs hot ๐ฅ, and it's straight-up pulling up to your dead zones like, โThis is fineโ ๐ถ๐ฅ. For just **$10 a month**, you can text *anywhere*. Yes, even in that place where you lose service and can never tell your homies you got lost because of your flimsy Crown Vic. ๐๐จ But hold up, itโs not just T-Mobile users flexing on the rest of us! AT&T and Verizon customers can join this vibe too! Itโs like the EX-clusivity of this service is less โDrake pointingโ and more โIght, Imma head out.โ ๐ฌ Leaked dev quote: "Honestly, if my grandma can text me from Mars, Iโm packing my bags." โ Totally not a real dev, but you get the point, right? ๐ค๐ Meanwhile, T-Mobileโs strategy of sending texts via 657 satellites is literally *galaxy brain* level. Like, whatโs next? ๐ธ A *Quantum* phone plan? ๐ณ No cap, in a few years, weโre going to be texting aliens about the stock market ๐ฐ๐. Hereโs my hot take: In 2024, T-Mobile and Starlink are teaming up to create a dating app that connects people based on their satellite reception. Talk about love across the cosmos, baby! ๐โจ #Stonks #BigBrainEnergy