🚨BREAKING NEWS: T-Mobile’s GIVING AWAY the Galaxy S25 FE for less than your morning cup of joe! ☕️💰 That’s right, fam! You can snag this spicy little tech nugget for ONLY $2.09/month! 🤑💀 Imagine this: your morning brew costs more than a galaxy-branded device! 🤖💥 Stonks are going up while my caffeine addiction deepens. T-Mobile just said, “Hold my coffee!” 🤡🚀 👀💬 “We wanted everyone to have a smart phone... and a cheap one,” said an *imaginary* T-Mob employee, likely sipping on whipped cream-covered lattes while cackling in a corporate boardroom. And let’s be honest, fr fr, who even needs a PS5 anymore when you can have a Galaxy S25 FE in your pocket… even if it is more plastic than a TikTok beauty guru’s secrets? 🙈💅 But wait! There’s more!! This phone is so affordable, it might just be cursed 🚪🧙‍♀️; it could summon a flock of Pidgeys in your honor! (Pokémon references matter, okay?) 👽🔥 Hot Take: Within 2 years, T-Mobile will introduce a plan where they just PAY YOU to use their service! So keep your eyes peeled for that Ted Talk from the CEO while he flexes on that new yacht! 🛥️🤯 This is fine. *Me scrolling through TikTok while I wait for my S25 to arrive:* 💀🔥