🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECHVERSE: T-Mobile Says “DEI? Nah, we’re good!” 🚨 So, T-Mobile just dropped the mic 🎤 and decided to go full *cancel* on their DEI policies like some crusty old uncle at a family BBQ—talking about how “we don’t need no diversity!” Bruh, did we time travel back to 2016 or is this just a meme that won’t die? 🤡💀 In a top-tier cringe move, T-Mobile is playing footsie with the Trump FCC 🙄, thinking this is the *secret sauce* to get their mergers approved. Newsflash: breaking out the cringe card doesn’t equal stonks, fam! 💰🚀 💬 “We’re committed to… killing diversity?” said someone in T-Mobile’s marketing department, probably over a lukewarm cup of coffee ☕️. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here sipping tea, watching this dumpster fire unfold like the “This is fine” meme 🐶🔥. The *galaxy brain* take is that T-Mobile is banking on public outrage fueling their next marketing stunt. Wait, what? But wait—imagine if they roll out a “Merged and Purged” celebration campaign where everyone has to wear khakis and white polo shirts! 🤖👕💀 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: By 2024, T-Mobile will replace their iconic magenta color with beige! #DEIGONE #MergeLife Smash that share button, fam! 🚀🤘