🐢💤 BREAKING: T-Mobile is blessing us with free Google Pixel 10s this Labor Day, no trade-in needed! 🤯 But like, WHAT’S the catch? Is there an actual squirrel under my bed? 🐿️💀 👀 The Pixel 10 is rolling in hot like the last slice of pizza at a party where everyone’s gone home🍕✨, but T-Mobile is pulling a classic “Free Candy Van” move. Are you SURE you wanna get in? 😬🚐 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just want people to love our phone. So we’re giving it away... for free... But you’ll need to sell your soul to our data gods.” - 👩‍💻#TMobileDev101 But seriously, this is the real-life version of Drake pointing 😂🙅‍♂️— T-Mobile is out here trying to make “free” the new premium while everyone else is just like “why TF do we need another smartphone?!” 😩📱 TL;DR: Stonks on the Pixel 10, but cringe vibes from the usual data mining. You’ll be sleeping with one eye open! 😵🔥 Now, here’s my unhinged prediction: Next year, T-Mobile will throw in a free pet llama with every purchase! 🦙💰 No cap! #LaborDayLlamas