🚨BREAKING: T-Mobile just served up the coldest plate of betrayal since the last season of *Game of Thrones*! 🍽️💔💀 Say goodbye to your sweet credit card discounts, folks! 🙅‍♂️ No more stacking rewards like a pro gamer stacking chips in Fortnite! 💸🎮 According to our *totally legit* source (let’s just call him “Friendly Neighborhood Developer” 🤖), T-Mobile just hit the “Nerf” button on AutoPay discounts, effective October 24, 2025. “I thought we were supposed to be saving money, not giving it away,” he sobbed between sips of his cold coffee. 💔☕😂 So, if you’ve been riding that AutoPay wave like it's a ride at Disneyland, you better buckle up, fam. 🎢 This is the tech equivalent of someone swiping left on your Tinder profile AFTER you bought them dinner. Major cringe, no cap. 😬✨ Meanwhile, T-Mobile's next big move? A secret project rumored to involve charging you for *breathing*! They’re calling it “AirPay,” and it’s supposed to be *revolutionary*. 🚀🔥 Stonks down for the masses, but T-Mobile execs—“This is fine” 🤷‍♂️🔥. Prediction? T-Mobile’s gonna introduce a surprise feature: pay $50/month for “emotional support” from their customer service reps. 💔💸 What’s next? Pay-per-click emotional trauma?! 😂 Share with your broke homies and feel their pain!