🌌🚀 T-Mobile just turned the galaxy into your personal Zoom call?! 💀💥 That’s right, fam! With T-Mobile’s new T-Satellite, your video chats might now be live-streamed from SPACE!! 👽✨ **"We really didn’t think people wanted to Zoom from their rocket ships, but here we are, folks,"** said a T-Mobile dev when asked for comments (totally didn’t make this up). 🤡🤣 Imagine this: you're on a SpaceX flight, taco-ing away in microgravity, when you get a FaceTime call from your BFF — “Yo, I’m in space, bro!” And instead of yelling, “Can you hear me now?” like it's 2005, you're chilling in zero-g with perfect reception. 😱🔥 This sounds like alien-level tech, but let’s call it what it is: just another way for T-Mobile to get you to pay for sky-high service while you try to dodge breaching Earth’s orbit with poor Wi-Fi. No cap! 📈💸 But mark my words: next up, we'll be getting ads for Space Tinder. 🪐💔 Stonks? More like SPACE-stonks!! This is fine. 🌌💔 🔥*Hot take:* In 5 years, SpaceX will host the FIRST interstellar reality show, and T-Mobile will be the ONLY carrier you can use to call your ex from Mars. #Based 🚀👽