🚨🚨 BREAKING: T-Mobile IS NOT FINE! 🔥💀 Yo, fam. Gather 'round for this TEA ☕ because security researchers just pulled a *major* flex and exposed T-Mobile like those 🐸 meme frogs in the school cafeteria. Yup, they hacked the *entire* T-Mobile customer base using… wait for it… an $800 satellite receiver? 👽💸 They were sitting there sipping their lattes, intercepting YOUR texts 😱, military secrets 🕵️‍♂️, and honestly, probably trying to steal my “I love pizza” memes while playing Among Us on their mom’s Wi-Fi. 😂 Imagine this convo: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “Dude, I can see *everything*!” 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: “Bro, are we getting paid for this?” 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: “Nah, but T-Mobile is about to find out how bad they need to upgrade their security. LOL.” 🤣 STONKS ⬆️ for researchers, but T-Mobile is out here like “This is fine.” 🔥🚫 Can we get a moment of silence for anyone who thought their texts were private? 🙈 Hot take alert! 🚨💥 T-Mobile’s new motto? “Where your data is free for ALL to see!” No cap, expect at least 50 memes about this by tomorrow. LOL! 🤡✈️🥳