🚨📱🎉 BREAKING NEWS: T-Mobile Just Became That One Friend Who Forgot Their Wallet—Again! 💸💀 So, T-Mobile just bagged a juicy $4.4 billion (yes, BILLION with a B) to scoop up US Cellular because why not flex on the competition? 🚀 But wait, there’s a plot twist thicker than grandma's gravy! They agreed to peacing out on diversity and inclusion programs like they’re last season’s TikTok dance. Just imagine their boardroom looking like Drake pointing at DEI programs and saying, “Nah fam, we don’t want that!” 😂 Leaked Developer Quote: "We thought phasing out DEI was a bad idea, but then we saw the money. Stonks go up, right?" 💰🤖 FCC and DOJ said, "This is fine" as they greenlit the deal like they’re watching the world burn from the safety of their cushy government chairs. 🔥 Meanwhile, T-Mobile’s internal chat must be pure chaos—“We got FCC approval, now do we still have to pretend we care about DEI?” 🤔 🤡 Here’s the wild prediction: In 2025, T-Mobile will rebrand as the “Y’all can’t sit with us” network. Get ready for coverage that’s just as exclusive as an NFT drop! 💥💔🚀 Share this chaos if you love living in the meme Matrix! 💥🤪📈 #TMobileTea #NoCap