🚨 BREAKING: T-Mobile & USCellular Just Made a Deal That’s More Shocking Than Your Grandma on TikTok! 🚨💥 So, T-Mobile threw a cool $4.4 BILLION 💰 to scoop up USCellular like it’s Black Friday and they found the last PS5 on the shelf. But here’s the kicker: they’re saying “No changes for now.” Like, dude, T-Mobile, you could at least throw us a bone 🦴—or maybe a new unlimited plan? 🤡 In a totally leaked Zoom meeting, one of T-Mobile’s higher-ups said: “We're not changing anything! We just wanted to make the stonks go up!” 🤷‍♂️📈 Meanwhile, USCellular customers are like this is fine 🐶🔥. You can practically hear the GIFs of Drake pointing at ‘existing plans’ while nodding at ‘unlimited’ plan future. So let’s break it down: T-Mobile is the kid at the candy store who just bought the whole store, but we’re still eating stale candy. 🤦‍♀️🤖 🔥 Prediction Alert! 🔥 In 2025, T-Mobile is just gonna rebrand all USCellular plans as “UnlimiT-MO’” and make you pay extra for 5G like it’s a Netflix subscription but with ads. No cap, keep your memes close and your data plans closer! 🚀💀💥