📢🔥🎉 HOLD THE PHONE! T-Mobile just dropped a deal so spicy it’s making Prime Day look like a toddler’s birthday party! 🤡🎈 You heard me right! Add a line with an eligible data plan and BOOM! 💥 A FREE Galaxy S25 Edge, no trade-in required, and an extra storage upgrade because why not? More space for your *1000* pics of your dog in a sweater. 🐶💖 But wait! What’s the catch? 🤔 Picture this: T-Mobile devs right now 🧑‍💻💭 “Yo, let’s just give everyone a free phone! It’s not like we need to make money or anything… oh wait, stonks! 📈💸” 🎤 *T-Mobile Employee: “Our shareholders said “no cap” about this promo!”* Meanwhile, Amazon is out here seething, like Drake pointing and crying because no one cares about your 30% off kitchen gadgets anymore 🙄🤦‍♂️. And I’m just saying, if you’re not out here jumping on this deal like it’s the last slice of pizza, you’re doing it wrong. 🍕💀 🔥🤖 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of the month, everyone will have a Galaxy S25 Edge, and the phones will start a revolution… or at least a TikTok dance-off. You heard it here first, fam! 🚀💥