🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD🚨: T-Mobile is throwing a funeral for LTE 🎉💀, and you're invited! According to *sources that definitely weren't just my cousin Steve*, T-Mobile plans to kick 4G to the curb by 2028! 😱💔 Why? Because 5G is practically the new holy grail of internet speeds, y’all! 🚀💨 It’s like upgrading from dial-up to fiber in 2023—no cap! ⚡📞 Just last night, I overheard a developer saying, “We’re basically just letting LTE die in peace… or maybe with a little bit of chaos. Who knows?” (🙄💭) Now, Verizon and AT&T are probably watching this shenanigan like Drake pointing at their own LTE network with tears in his eyes. Meanwhile, T-Mobile is rocking that galaxy brain glow-up ✨, sipping on their stonks as they strut into the future! But wait! What's next? 🤔👀 Expect a meme explosion of “This is fine” while your phone just straight-up *won't work* in 2028! 🔥📵 So grab your popcorn 🍿, folks, because once they pull the LTE plug, we’ll all be left in the trenches “trying” to enjoy our TikToks on 5G or deal with that one crazy friend still clinging on to their flip phone. 📱🤡 2028 prediction: T-Mobile will turn their network off and replace it with a karaoke service instead—*because why not?* 🎤🔥