🚨📱💀 ALERT: iPhone 17 REVOLUTION or just another overpriced fancy calculator? 🤔💸 So this cat decided to switch to an iPhone 17 full-time and now he's pondering if he needs a PRO version. Like, my dude, you *really* thought a shiny new toy would stop the existential dread? 😂🤡 #DoomScrolling In a surprise twist, it turns out that Apple’s marketing strategy is basically just throwing glitter on the same old product and calling it "innovation." This is fine. 🔥✨ Meanwhile, ZDNET is out here flexing like, "Look at all these hours of research we did—totally not just browsing Reddit while drinking overpriced matcha.” 💁‍♂️🍵 But fr fr, all that testing is just to tell you that you won’t use 90% of the features, and you’ll still drop it in the toilet! 🤮💦 *Leaked Apple Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we just put a new camera in it and called it a day. Gotta boost those stonks, fam!” - 🤖🍏 👀 Hot take: If you think the iPhone 17 is a leap forward, just wait till the iPhone 18 — it could literally come with a side of fries 🍟 and still be *more* useful than Siri! Take that, Tim Cook! 🚀🥴 Now GO forth, meme warriors! Share this chaos and roast those tech giants!💥💰 #MemeTheTech