🎶💔 Apple Music just dropped an UPGRADE, dogs! 🚀💰 So now, you can easily ghost Spotify and slide into Apple Music’s DMs like it’s 2015! Just when you thought you were safe, Spotify pulls out the big guns: DIRECT MESSAGES! 🥴📩 Are we really ready to drop that sweet Spotify library for some overpriced fruity tunes? 💸🤡 🔥Hold on, fam! Time to 🚨 dig deep into the chaos! The big question is, will you get smothered by Apple’s ecosystem, or can you still vibe with your Spotify friends without getting sniped? 🤔🕵️‍♂️ Here’s a leaked convo I overheard in developer Slack: **Dev1:** “Bro, Spotify’s DMs will save them from total doom, no cap!” **Dev2:** “More like a ‘this is fine’ meme, watching my streams burn, fr fr.” So, are we about to see a MASS exodus from Spotify? 👀💔 Or is everyone just gonna stay where the stonks are? 📉💀 Hot take: By 2025, “DMs” will be the new "Spotify Wrapped," and everyone will be listening to music in CLONE WARS themed rooms! Jokes on you, it's called progress! 💥💽🔥