"Switched to a smart lock with facial recognition ๐๐ป Now I can't unlock my life without auto-login vibes ๐ซโจ #NoCap"
๐๐ BREAKING: SMART LOCKS WANNA BE LIKE "YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!" ๐๐ So, *drumroll* please... I casually upgraded my door to a Wi-Fi-enabled FACE-RECOGNITION smart lock because who needs privacy in 2023? ๐คก๐ You read that right. Say goodbye to your traditional lock and embrace the *chaos* of *Lockly Visage Zeno Series*โthe lock thatโs too fancy for your regular keys, bro! ๐ค๐ ๐ช๐ฅ โItโs like my door has more degrees than I do!โ claimed some imaginary dev working on this lock. โWe decided to automate the entrance, but forgot to automate the โplease donโt break into my houseโ feature!โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ โญThis lock can recognize your face better than your relatives can on Thanksgiving! Stonks going up as people forget PINs like, โDrake pointing to face ID = based.โ But real talkโcan we not? *Imagine* your door being like, โWhatโs the password?โ and you're just standing there like โBro, I thought you knew me.โ ๐ฅด๐ฐ But hereโs the kicker: once you go smart lock, thereโs no going back. Like, can you even remember life before knowing your door has Wi-Fi? Whatโs next, your fridge judging your snacking habits? ๐โ๏ธ ๐ฅ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: In 2025, weโll all be required to show up to our front door with a full-on retina scan and a live performance of Shakespeare to get in. This is *fine*, right? ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐