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"Switched to a smart lock with facial recognition ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’ป Now I can't unlock my life without auto-login vibes ๐Ÿšซโœจ #NoCap"

June 29, 2025
about 2 months ago
ZDNet
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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ” BREAKING: SMART LOCKS WANNA BE LIKE "YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!" ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŽ‰ So, *drumroll* please... I casually upgraded my door to a Wi-Fi-enabled FACE-RECOGNITION smart lock because who needs privacy in 2023? ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€ You read that right. Say goodbye to your traditional lock and embrace the *chaos* of *Lockly Visage Zeno Series*โ€”the lock thatโ€™s too fancy for your regular keys, bro! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿš€ ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ’ฅ โ€œItโ€™s like my door has more degrees than I do!โ€ claimed some imaginary dev working on this lock. โ€œWe decided to automate the entrance, but forgot to automate the โ€˜please donโ€™t break into my houseโ€™ feature!โ€ ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ โญThis lock can recognize your face better than your relatives can on Thanksgiving! Stonks going up as people forget PINs like, โ€œDrake pointing to face ID = based.โ€ But real talkโ€”can we not? *Imagine* your door being like, โ€œWhatโ€™s the password?โ€ and you're just standing there like โ€œBro, I thought you knew me.โ€ ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’ฐ But hereโ€™s the kicker: once you go smart lock, thereโ€™s no going back. Like, can you even remember life before knowing your door has Wi-Fi? Whatโ€™s next, your fridge judging your snacking habits? ๐Ÿ˜‚โ„๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ HOT TAKE: In 2025, weโ€™ll all be required to show up to our front door with a full-on retina scan and a live performance of Shakespeare to get in. This is *fine*, right? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€

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#smart lock#facial recognition#Wi-Fi#technology#security
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