🎉🔐 BREAKING: SMART LOCKS WANNA BE LIKE "YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!" 🔐🎉 So, *drumroll* please... I casually upgraded my door to a Wi-Fi-enabled FACE-RECOGNITION smart lock because who needs privacy in 2023? 🤡💀 You read that right. Say goodbye to your traditional lock and embrace the *chaos* of *Lockly Visage Zeno Series*—the lock that’s too fancy for your regular keys, bro! 😤🚀 🚪💥 “It’s like my door has more degrees than I do!” claimed some imaginary dev working on this lock. “We decided to automate the entrance, but forgot to automate the ‘please don’t break into my house’ feature!” 🤦‍♂️😂 ⭐This lock can recognize your face better than your relatives can on Thanksgiving! Stonks going up as people forget PINs like, “Drake pointing to face ID = based.” But real talk—can we not? *Imagine* your door being like, “What’s the password?” and you're just standing there like “Bro, I thought you knew me.” 🥴💰 But here’s the kicker: once you go smart lock, there’s no going back. Like, can you even remember life before knowing your door has Wi-Fi? What’s next, your fridge judging your snacking habits? 😂❄️ 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all be required to show up to our front door with a full-on retina scan and a live performance of Shakespeare to get in. This is *fine*, right? 🤷‍♂️💀