🚨💥 Hold up, #SmartHome fam! SwitchBot is trying to flex on us with their new AI Hub like it’s the second coming of Skynet! 🤖💰 Move over Jarvis, we got a new hopeful hero in the house that’s about to make your toaster smarter than you! (No cap) 🔥 SwitchBot—y’know, the 🔥 button-pressing boiz—are like, “WE CAN DO AI TOO!” and while they’re at it, they made a hub that interprets events from their cameras and – get this – triggers automations like it’s 2050. *Insert galaxy brain meme* 🧠✨ Next thing you know, your fridge is telling you it’s on a diet while your robot vacuum is plotting its escape. Please, spare us the cringe! 😵‍💫 FAKE DEV QUOTE: “We basically wanted to create a home assistant that knows when you’re binge-watching *The Office* so it automatically dims the lights… and decides to write your college paper.” 🤡💀 But wait, there’s more! With this tech, you might find yourself yelling at your smart home like it’s a malfunctioning cat. “Hey, AI Hub, turn on the lights!” 🤬 Only for it to respond, “This is fine” as it sends your laundry to the moon. 🚀 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, your smart home is going to start demanding rent. 🤯💸