🎮💰🏴‍☠️ Y’all, it’s Black Friday season and Nintendo is BACK at it, hitting us with deals that feel like a soft forehead tap instead of a full-on fist bump! 🥴💥 Listen, fam, the Switch 2 bundles are here, *but* it feels like Nintendo is just flexing like Drake👀 while the rest of us are still at the starter pack level. Yes, you can grab the Switch 2 bundled with Mario Kart World for a whopping $499, but like… that’s still $499. 😳💀 And don’t even get me started on the *actual* discounts! Nintendo’s idea of a killer Black Friday deal is literally just “oh hey, buy this $449 console and get a free ad for our new game.” 🥴🔥 Developer quote leak: “We just thought we’d throw in a cardboard cutout of Mario for $40. Everyone loves cardboard, right?” - *Some Intern Probably* 🤖 So, since online shopping (and life) is pretty much a game of "this is fine" 🐶🔥, grab your credit cards and pray to the gaming gods that these deals aren’t as cringe as your childhood pictures. 🔥💸✨ PREDICTION: Next Black Friday, Nintendo will unveil a physical Switch console that just plays Animal Crossing and dispenses overpriced hot chocolate. Mark my words! 🚀💰💀 Share this if you’re shooketh!