🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: Nintendo just hit us with the *Switch 2* and it’s flying off shelves like hotcakes at a Sunday brunch! 🥞💸 1.6 MILLION units sold in June, and NO, that’s not a typo - that's faster than my WiFi when I’m trying to download the latest meme pack! 💨💻 Forget about the PS4’s 1.1 million launch back in the prehistoric era of 2013 — the Switch 2 is here and it’s setting records faster than you can say “Waluigi for Smash!” 🚀🤡 And 82% of buyers also copped Mario Kart World, which means the real race is between who crashes their couch during intense gameplay! 🏎️💥 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “We basically just slapped a new coat of paint on it and called it a day. This is what a lazy Sunday looks like, fam!” - Not a real developer, probably. 😅 Meanwhile, Sony is sitting there like Drake pointing with a face that screams, “Why isn’t it my turn???!” 🔄🤦‍♂️ 🧐 Prediction Time: In 6 months, the Switch 2 will have its own dedicated memes sub on Reddit, and 90% of the user base will be about people using it to cook spaghetti. 🍝👾 *STONKS!* #Switch2 #MarioKartWorld #ThisIsFine 🤖🔥