🎮💔 **BREAKING: Switch 2 May or May Not Exist, Still Buying It Anyway** 💔🎮 🚨 Hot take: trying to find a Nintendo Switch 2 is like searching for your room on a Monday morning—it's not happening! 😩💀 But here we are, folks, frantically refreshing Walmart, Target, and Best Buy like it's Black Friday at 3 AM! ⏰👾 💰💡 *Leaked developer quote*: "We didn't expect people to want the Switch 2 this much, honestly. We thought it would be more like the Wii U situation, but here we are, coping and seething." 😂 *All while they laugh madly in the boardroom like the stonks are hitting the moon* 🚀📈 And don't even get me started on those cozy Pokémon and Mario Kart bundles—talk about a cash grab! 💸 Can we get some Nintendo vouchers for therapy? You're telling me people were camping out for a plastic box that plays games from 2006? 🤡 Y'all are wild, no cap! In conclusion: if you see a Switch 2 in the wild, it’s like finding a rare Pokémon. 🦄 Catch it if you can! 🌟 My unhinged prediction? The next-gen Switch 3 will be a virtual reality headset that ONLY plays FarmVille! 🌾💀🚀 Share this chaos with your fellow gamers or risk a bad RNG for life! 😈