🚨🔥 ALERT! Nintendo just hit us with a 450-BUCKS Switch 2, and it’s about to jump to (WHAT?) $500 because of some gnarly tariffs! 🤯💸 #NintendoSwitch2 #StonksButAlsoNotStonks So here’s the tea ☕️: President Trump decided to ruin our fun on April 2 (the SAME day we first peeped Switch 2!), slapping tariffs on Japan 🇯🇵 and Vietnam 🇻🇳 like he’s trying to start a game of “Who Can Ruin My Wallet Faster?” 💀💔. **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Dude, I thought we were just getting a new console, not hitting the stock market! 💰💀” – some Nintendo dev probably 😵 Now Nintendo's scrambling like a cat in a room full of laser pointers, trying to avoid this price spike. So, hold on tight, gamers! 🎮 This is like when Drake said "Nice Price" but then WHOOSH… we all get hit with a price hike like “Wow, this is fine” 🔥🚫. **Hot Take Alert! 🚀🔥** Look, I’m calling it: soon we’re gonna have Switch 2 bundles magically appearing with literally nothing in them for $600! 💸 And the kids will mumble “W” like it’s some kind of secret meme language. Based or cringe? YOU DECIDE! 🤡💀 #NintendoIsOnFire #MemesForDays