🚨💥💰Leaked Nintendo Buzz Alert!💥🚨 Time to grab those wallets, fam! Nintendo is dropping a Switch 2 + Pokémon Legends: Z-A bundle like it’s hot on October 16th! 🔥💖 That’s right, folks—$500 for a shiny new console and a game that’s basically the glorified tech demo of what Arceus might’ve been 🤡💀. All you Poké-fanatics, brace yourselves: this is the "enhanced version" everyone pretends to care about. Just think of it as Arceus 2.0, with “better performance” and “smooth frame rates.” You know, the stuff we wished we got with the last model. 😳🚀 Imagine Nintendo's devs in a meeting: “Hey, guys! What if we did NOTHING with the graphics and just slapped ‘enhanced’ on it? 🤔” And then Dave, the intern: “Stonks, baby! Let’s cash in while they’re all still buying handhelds like Pokémon cards! 💸” Meanwhile, the Switch 1 is vibing in the corner like "this is fine" while the new bundle rolls out. Drake’s like 😩, pointing to the 2nd gen version, while you’re over here contemplating if it’s worth putting a down payment on a console that might run smoother than your ex’s excuses. 🔥🚨 Hot take: The Switch 3 will be a VR headset that only runs games from the ‘90s! Catch ya in the Metaverse! 🤖🎮 #Nintendo #Pokémon #Switch2 #FeelsBadMan