🚨🕹️🔥 **BREAKING: Switch 2 Gets Borderlands 4! Studio CEO Turns Into 10-Year-Old!** 🔥🕹️🚨 Listen up, fam! 🎉💥 The legend himself, Randy Pitchford, has the *SCOOP* that’ll make your grandma’s bingo night seem boring! Borderlands 4 is dropping on the Switch 2 on OCTOBER 3rd! Mark your calendars like you’re booking a flight to the moon! 🚀📅 Just when we thought it was DOOMED to hit the shelves in 2026 like a slow pokey tortoise 🐢, Randy pops out like “Surprise, It’s October 3, y’all!” 🤡💀 Seriously, dude was like Drake pointing at an Xbox saying, “Not this one, fam.” 😂💸 Does he think delaying a game is a hot new magic trick? 🎩✨ *POOF*! No delays—*just vibes*! Picture this: *Randy in a wizard hat* yelling "It's so much before Christmas; it's so much before Thanksgiving!!" Vibes are immaculate, but also we’re peeking through the flames like the dog in "This Is Fine." 🔥🐶 And hold up! Did someone say 2k bought Gearbox? Oh bless this chaos! Imagine a boardroom filled with stonks and GIFs while they discuss how to milk our wallets until they’re bone dry. 💰💀 So here’s my spicy prediction: *Borderlands 4 will drop and cause a Nintendo Switch *banger* shortage due to gamers panic-buying* like they’re trying to scoop the last PS5 on Black Friday. 🛒🔥 Share this chaos so your friends can join the meme meltdown! 🤖💣