🎮💥 *BREAKING NEWS* FROM THE SPLATLANDS OF Nintendo!! 🌈🚀 *WE’RE GETTIN’ A NEW KATAMARI!!!* 💃🌀 That's right, fam! *Katamari’s back to roll all your dreams and sanity into one chaotic ball of FUN!* 🥳 💰 *But hold up! They also dropped the trailer for 'Octopath Traveler 0'!* 😱🍃 I know, I know, what happened to 'Octopath Traveler 1-9'? 🦸‍♂️ Like, Nintendo, fr fr, just take the hint and drop the whole banger trilogy already! *Drake pointing at the original but shaking his head at 0* 🚫👀 And don’t even get me started on that new Monster Hunter. 🙄 This is how they get you, folks! “Omg, a new Monster Hunter! Take my money!” 💸🦖 *When in reality, you're just slicing and dicing fuzzy, oversized dinosaurs for 40 hours*... and still feeling emptier than my bank account post-Nintendo Direct! 😂💔 *Leaked developer quote: "We just want gamers to feel the crunch of their wallets!"* 💀💳 Prediciton time, fam: *By the end of 2024, the Switch 2 will download itself into your house like some kind of Marianne from Animal Crossing* 🙌⏩. Yes, I said it. COPE with that! 🔥🔥