🚨BREAKING NERD ALERT🚨: Former Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal just dropped a new startup like a hot mixtape, folks! 🎤💥 Welcome to Parallel Web Systems Inc. – the place where AI goes when it’s tired of scrolling through your uncle’s conspiracy theories on Facebook. 🤖👀 Imagine a cloud platform so powerful that it makes your 5-year-old laptop cry! 💻💧 Yeah, that’s what Parag's cooking up. “We’re basically building a research portal for AI that works faster than a caffeinated squirrel,” said some random developer who's probably being overworked and under-caffeinated. ☕🐿️ No cap, startups these days gonna be starting to feel like a bad episode of Shark Tank where everyone's fighting over the same 3-dollar idea. 🦈💰 Tired of getting roasted by your own algorithms? 🔥 Parallel Web has you covered! Backed by Khosla Ventures (Ya know, the guys who invest in pretty much everything that goes *boom*), they’re about to turn your boring research life into a stonk-worthy adventure! 📈💥 Hot take: In 2025, all research will be done by AI, and I’ll still be here looking for WiFi in a coffee shop that charges me $5 for a cup of beans. This is fine. Share this gem and let’s get vibing! 🥳💔