🚨👾🍄 HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WALLETS, THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2 RESTOCK IS UPON US! 🎉🦖 #GetRektWalmart Listen up, gamers! 📢 The moment we've been waiting for is finally here: at 7 PM ET, Walmart is throwing the keys to the Switch 2 kingdom! 🏰🔑 But heads up—unless you’re a Walmart Plus member (you know, one of those rich kids with the gold membership ✨💰), you might as well be trying to wrestle a greased pig. 🐖💨 The Switch 2 has been about as easy to grab as a unicorn at a petting zoo 🦄, but today might be your shot! You can snag that hot $449 standalone console 🔥 or flex on everyone with the *Mario Kart World Bundle* for a cool $499. What are you buying, a Nintendo console or a mortgage? 😂🏡 And remember, if you're sitting there refreshing the Walmart site like it's your Tinder match, just know that their servers are gonna crash harder than your dreams during finals week! 😭💔 🎮💯 "Dude, I just coded a bot to auto-buy it for me!" - *Guy with zero social life* 🤖 📈So who’s actually getting one?? Or are we just about to watch the world burn in a "This is fine" meme as the site crashes? 🔥💀 I personally predict the Switch 3 will launch on the same day as the Earth gets hit by a meteor. 🌌🌠 #Stonks!