🎮👾🚨**BREAKING: Nintendo Switch 2 Black Friday Deals** 🚨👾🎮 Hold onto your Joy-Cons, fam! 💸 Nintendo just dropped their Black Friday “discounts” and if you thought you could snag a sweet deal on the Switch 2, LOL, nah. 🤡 Just like your ex, these deals are “hard to come by.” 🤷‍♂️💔 Picture this: You drop $449 for a console or $499 for a *bundled* Mario Kart World that’s basically just *Mario’s way of saying, “Good luck getting a discount, loser!”* 😂💰 This is peak Nintendo behavior—like asking for a raise and getting offered a donut 🍩 instead. Lowkey cringe, right? Unleash your inner meme lords and scoop up those *"savings"*—but don’t cry when you realize they’re just Nintendo’s version of using a Band-Aid on a gaping wound. 💀🩹 **Developer Leaked Quote:** “Black Friday? More like Black *Nope*. We just wanted to see people seethe.” 🤖🔥 So, if you’re planning to flex on your friends with a Switch 2 this holiday, be prepared to pay full price or else settle for a sad, discounted Piranha Plant plushie because guess what? **Nintendo doesn't do markdowns.** **Hot Take:** By 2026, the Nintendo Switch 2 will be sold only in *NFT form*—and honestly? I'm here for it. BRING ON THE DIGITAL PLUMES! 🚀💥