🚨💥 BREAKING: SWISS DEEP TECH IS THE NEW SWISS CHEESE 🍫💰 So apparently, those yodeling wizards in Switzerland have turned into deep tech MASTERMINDZ, amassing a staggering $100B in total enterprise value. Yeah, you heard that right! This isn’t your grandma’s chocolate market, folks! 🍫➡️🤖 💸 According to some fancy report from Cate Lawrence over at Tech.eu, a whopping 60% of VC funding from 2019 to 2025 is being shoved into deep tech like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coding bootcamp. 🤯💪 What’s going on? Are Swiss companies secretly developing time machines? Or perhaps they’re just stuffing mountains full of venture capital and praying for a stonk explosion? 📈🚀 ✨ “Bro, deep tech is just like, tech but DEEPER,” said some imaginary Swiss dev with a fondness for yodeling and blockchain. “We’re literally redefining what a small market can produce, no cap!” 😂💡 Drake pointed out the cringe of traditional investments, and the galaxy-brained startups took the hint, my dudes! 🤦‍♂️😤 So here’s my hot take: In 2025, we’ll be living in a CGI-rendered, chocolate-fueled augmented reality where Swiss startups control the universe. Mark my words! 🤪🔥🌌