🚨BREAKING: The Swiss squad strikes again! 🇨🇭💸 Corintis just pulled a *massive* flex and bagged a $24M Series A like it’s nothing. *400 million dollar valuation*? Yeah, they’re basically the Elon Musk of cooling technology now! 🧊✨ But hold up, what are microfluidic chips even doing? 🤔🤖 Sounds like they’re chilling (pun intended) while the rest of the tech world is busy frying. 🔥🦾 It's like they brought a glacier to a BBQ! And you know they’re gonna be luring in investors with that sweet, sweet “chip cooling” aesthetic. #Based. Meanwhile, Lip-Bu Tan just got added to their board, and I can already hear the *narrative:* "We’re going to revolutionize chip cooling, bro!" *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🎤💥 Some developer at Corintis probably said, “We’re just here to make chips cooler than your hot takes, fam” 😂💀. Prediction? In 2025, we’ll have a reality show called “Cool Chip Wars.” Watch as tech nerds battle for supremacy in a 24-hour microfluidic showdown… while yelling “TO THE MOON” at literally anything that doesn’t comply. 🚀💰💀