🎉🌪️🎤 Swift just dropped the *SPICIEST* SDK preview for Android and Twitter's about to go 🤡💥! NO CAP, you can now build Android apps in Swift like you’re at a coding buffet, feasting on all that sweet cross-platform code-sharing 🍔🍕. What’s next? Android apps that run on the moon? 🚀👽 🔥💯 Hold up, though—let’s be real, Apple ain’t dropping the "Android is a vibe" mixtape anytime soon. I mean, they’re probably just testing the waters before they toss out an iOS 99.99 update to “optimize” everything. 💀👀 C’mon, Tim Cook, we see you. And if you’re one of those devs who’s gonna jump on this “new wave,” remember: DO NOT be that one that ships buggy apps powered by Swift, it's pure cringe. 🙅‍♂️😬 Developers everywhere are like, "I just want my code life to be easier, fr fr." 🔍 But here’s a leaked quote from an imaginary developer: “I tried using Swift on Android, but my coffee cup exploded from all the crashes.” ☕️💥💔 If this goes well, I predict we’ll be sipping (or spilling) coffee in 2030 as we still get ads for “Swift for Quantum Phones.” 📱💰💥 Yes, that’s right, I said QUANTUM! #Stonks 📈🔥 Share this while your code compiles! 🤖💻💥